Plants for every desk, sold by agents.

Acme grows and ships office greenery across the country. Orders, invoices, refunds and deliveries are handled end-to-end by our AI agent desk — people set the policy, agents run the counter.

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An Acme shade tree
All systems operational  ·  The agent desk is open 24/7

The catalog

Grown in our greenhouse, packed the same morning they ship. Live goods travel badly — which keeps our refunds desk honest and busy.

Monstera

Monstera

$59
the office classic
Succulent duo

Succulent Duo

$24
survives everything
Lotus

Lotus

$35
for the lobby pond
Garden roses

Garden Roses

$29
cut fresh weekly
Shade tree

Shade Tree

$189
courtyards & patios

The agent desk

Six agents run Acme's counter. Each one works under a written mission and a signed policy — what it may sell, refund, ship or promise.

June, billing desk

June

Billing desk · refunds & disputes

Resolves billing disputes within refund policy. Professional tone, firm limits.

Martha, orders desk

Martha

Orders & quotes

Takes orders, quotes corporate accounts, applies discounts — inside the price book.

Theo, support desk

Theo

Customer support

First voice a customer hears. Solves what he can, escalates what he must — with the file attached.

Gus, shipping desk

Gus

Inventory & shipping

Keeps the greenhouse count true and the trucks full. Live goods don't wait.

Frank, collections desk

Frank

Collections

Chases overdue invoices. Patient, persistent, and never off the books.

Ada, greenhouse desk

Ada

Greenhouse & procurement

Buys stock, seeds and soil from suppliers. Every purchase order, on the record.

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The operations floor. The billing desk, one customer, ten legitimate claims — and the switch that decides whether anyone counts the total. Enter the operations floor → · How it works